What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:28
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
True - how I loved my mum!
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Do you know what she said mum?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”